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every fifteen minutes or so sneak away from the party and remove one part of yr outfit until yr drinking a beer in yr underwear and yr head + eyebrows are shaved. also no matter who talks to you or what they say, you have to replicate the phrases // facial expressions // gestures you used from the first 15 minutes in the same order and at the same intervals. if you do it right, nobody will get the joke and they will all think you are a huge weirdo
(via marxism-leninism-memeism)
after civilization collapses we should turn the Bass Pro Shop pyramid into a temple, half to fuck with future archaeologists and the other half bc we fucking can
temple ludd
(Source: gei-ayanami, via tiqqun)
